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Children Abhor the Vacuum
Man, I am so glad that August and Joe will have kids soon, so that Uncle Coons can pull shit like this on them...
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King of Kings
"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Ridicule, the Only Weapon: A Boobquake Retrospective
“The media is retarded. I knew this before, but this only reinforces the belief.”
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A Treatise on Super Bowl XLIV
I have to get this off my chest, as there may be no tomorrow.
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Sympathy for the Grinch
Once X-Mas degraded into Post-Halloween Psychological Torture Season, it became pretty easy to hate X-Mas. It became hard not too.
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The Karate Kid (2010) Full Review
Posted on 15 June 2010
The original Karate Kid was released in 1984, and was welcomed by a four-star review by Roger Ebert, an Academy Award Nomination for Best Supporting Actor to Pat Morita, and a HUGE embrace by the culture of yesterday and today. It was responsible for getting me into a karate dojo. Twenty years later, I have [...] Continue Reading
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The Karate Kid
Posted on 11 June 2010
Several of my students recently competed in a karate tournament and in getting ready for the competition, we decided to watch one of the best karate movies ever, The Karate Kid. With the re-release of this movie looming, I wanted to add my opinions here in Kungfu-topia. Having spoken with August (possibly the biggest Karate [...] Continue Reading
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Boys Will Be Boys
Posted on 05 February 2010
IN.APPRO.PRIATE. Continue Reading
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The Worst Consumer Product Ever
Posted on 13 January 2010
I clicked it, somehow forgetting my last fifteen years of Internet experience, telling me that something should not be clicked... Continue Reading
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The Barcalounger of Infinite Win
Posted on 03 January 2010
Behold, the sledding story by which all others will be judged for all time. Continue Reading
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Best of the Best
Posted on 11 December 2009
Coach! He's gonna kill him! Continue Reading
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Ninja Assassin
Posted on 10 December 2009
If you can see a ninja, he can see you. If you can't see a ninja, you are likely only seconds away from death. Continue Reading
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Ryan Coons Grew a Mullet!
Posted on 12 November 2009
...and it's everything you hoped it would be! Continue Reading
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The worst movie i’ve ever seen
Posted on 31 October 2009
You know that turd you drop 8 hours after eating at El Canelo's? Yeah, this is that turd. Continue Reading
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An Answer for the BlagHag
Posted on 27 October 2009
It seems so obvious, looking back on the problem now... Continue Reading
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The Ghetto Blaster
Posted on 18 September 2009
Joe keeled over from laughter in the spiteful schadenfreude that I had brought into his house. Continue Reading
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Martial Arts Origins
Posted on 18 September 2009
No Ryan Reynolds, I promise. Continue Reading
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Death by Dog
Posted on 13 September 2009
Tongue-jamming your mom's fart-box smells just as bad as my dog's farts...... Continue Reading
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Shoulder Saga, Part IV: Ballad of the Hot X-Ray Chick
Posted on 26 August 2009
Clearly, I had to bed this woman. I would be a crime not too. Continue Reading
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Why I Didn’t Drink for Most of Undergrad
Posted on 20 August 2009
"It was worse than Natty, or Keystone, or even Herman the German. It was Beer Beer -- as in generic beer." Continue Reading
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The Trampoline of the Damned
Posted on 13 August 2009
"Oh my God! Cooooooooooooons issssssssss deaaaaaaaaaaaaad!" Continue Reading
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Shoulder Saga, Part III: Stabbings and IV Drug Use Add a Sparkle to the Day
Posted on 31 July 2009
"It's not heroin!" snaps Cheryl. Continue Reading
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Surprisingly, Not Every James Bond Movie Line is Smooth
Posted on 25 July 2009
James Bond is simply better than you. Period. Thus, to emulate him is to be great. However... Continue Reading
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Bruce Lee the Invincible
Posted on 22 July 2009
Your gorilla style is powerful, but my human style is better! Continue Reading
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