
I have to get this off my chest, as there may be no tomorrow.
Once X-Mas degraded into Post-Halloween Psychological Torture Season, it became pretty easy to hate X-Mas. It became hard not too.
It contains 98% less evil than the leading brand!
...and I can prove it!
No one even talks about Reagan's socialist policies.
Posted on 05 February 2010
IN.APPRO.PRIATE. Continue Reading
Posted on 13 January 2010
I clicked it, somehow forgetting my last fifteen years of Internet experience, telling me that something should not be clicked... Continue Reading
Posted on 03 January 2010
Behold, the sledding story by which all others will be judged for all time. Continue Reading
Posted on 11 December 2009
Coach! He's gonna kill him! Continue Reading
Posted on 10 December 2009
If you can see a ninja, he can see you. If you can't see a ninja, you are likely only seconds away from death. Continue Reading
Posted on 12 November 2009
...and it's everything you hoped it would be! Continue Reading
Posted on 31 October 2009
You know that turd you drop 8 hours after eating at El Canelo's? Yeah, this is that turd. Continue Reading
Posted on 27 October 2009
It seems so obvious, looking back on the problem now... Continue Reading
Posted on 18 September 2009
Joe keeled over from laughter in the spiteful schadenfreude that I had brought into his house. Continue Reading
Posted on 18 September 2009
No Ryan Reynolds, I promise. Continue Reading
Posted on 13 September 2009
Tongue-jamming your mom's fart-box smells just as bad as my dog's farts...... Continue Reading
Posted on 26 August 2009
Clearly, I had to bed this woman. I would be a crime not too. Continue Reading
Posted on 20 August 2009
"It was worse than Natty, or Keystone, or even Herman the German. It was Beer Beer -- as in generic beer." Continue Reading
Posted on 13 August 2009
"Oh my God! Cooooooooooooons issssssssss deaaaaaaaaaaaaad!" Continue Reading
Posted on 31 July 2009
"It's not heroin!" snaps Cheryl. Continue Reading
Posted on 25 July 2009
James Bond is simply better than you. Period. Thus, to emulate him is to be great. However... Continue Reading
Posted on 22 July 2009
Your gorilla style is powerful, but my human style is better! Continue Reading
Posted on 22 July 2009
Jackie Chan and Jet Li together at last. Continue Reading
Posted on 21 July 2009
Take joy in learning of my pain! Continue Reading