“So, the Slytherin are like the Romulans?”

Posted on 28 April 2009 by Yellow Hat Guy

As I was eating dinner with some of my friends in the Non-theist Society, it became apparent to me that I am now incapable of interacting with other people because I have not read the Harry Potter books.

“What did you do with your childhood then?” asked Jen.

“That came out in what, ’99?”

“I think it was ’98,” she corrects.

“I was a senior in high school.”

In addition to feeling (and likely being) old and incapable of relating to these people in any shape, way, or form, it’s made worse when they reveal that have never seen Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.

Who is supposed to teach kids that revenge is a dish best served cold?

23 Comments For This Post

  1. Kyle Says:

    I have a terrible secret, I have never seen any Star Trek movies earlier than Generations, with the exception of The Voyage Home, which was on TV every Sunday of my entire childhood.

  2. Yellow Hat Guy Says:

    Chelsea, you realize that Kyle’s admitted inadequacy is grounds for divorce in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

  3. Darren Says:

    I would just like to add that over 40% of this site (so far) is dedicated to Star Trek……lame.

  4. Jen Says:

    Yes, but you didn’t mention that in 1998 I was in 6th grade. Now THAT should make you feel old. <3

  5. Yellow Hat Guy Says:

    Yes, but your forgetting that I’m also painfully awesome. So that makes me, like, Sean Connery old.

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