As I was eating dinner with some of my friends in the Non-theist Society, it became apparent to me that I am now incapable of interacting with other people because I have not read the Harry Potter books.
“What did you do with your childhood then?” asked Jen.
“That came out in what, ‘99?”
“I think it was ‘98,” she corrects.
“I was a senior in high school.”
In addition to feeling (and likely being) old and incapable of relating to these people in any shape, way, or form, it’s made worse when they reveal that have never seen Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.
Who is supposed to teach kids that revenge is a dish best served cold?
April 28th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I have a terrible secret, I have never seen any Star Trek movies earlier than Generations, with the exception of The Voyage Home, which was on TV every Sunday of my entire childhood.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Chelsea, you realize that Kyle’s admitted inadequacy is grounds for divorce in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I would just like to add that over 40% of this site (so far) is dedicated to Star Trek……lame.
May 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Yes, but you didn’t mention that in 1998 I was in 6th grade. Now THAT should make you feel old. <3
May 4th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Yes, but your forgetting that I’m also painfully awesome. So that makes me, like, Sean Connery old.