Click that fucking link, now. Be sure to adjust yourself accordingly to account for the massive boner that will ensue.
Holy fucking goddamn motherfucking shit damn fuck shit damn fuck crap titties damn fuck labia poop crap fuck shit! A tactical fucking corset! It’s every Freudian complex rolled into a single garment. They need a Nobel Prize or some shit for this. There just may be some hope for the human race after all.
If you are an attractive, shapely female, buy one of these. Now. Buy several, so you always have a clean one.
If you are an unshapely female, eat less food, move around some, then buy several of these.
If you are an ugly female, bring meaning to your existence by cloistering yourself in a sweatshop to make these goddamn brilliant articles of clothing.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:56 am
really? REALLY?
June 15th, 2009 at 7:59 am
My pants exploded.
June 19th, 2009 at 1:12 am
I would wear one… but I’m not sure what I would want clipped to it. Or where I would wear it. Or when. But I’d still get one.
June 19th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Hmmm, I *have* always wanted a corset…