There year was twenty-ought nine. Four buddies joined forces to make a kick-ass blog, completely free of any sort of censorship or irksome Terms of Service, because we never played by the rules (and never really cared). After a year of anecdotes and pop-culture ramblings… nothing. What happened?
Well, life happened. For starters, Joe and Darren became fathers. I don’t know when Joe will be back. Someday, I suppose. Until then, we have room for one more on the SuperFunAdventureTeam.
I didn’t spawn, but did I become a nuclear engineer, and that’s pretty neat.

But the reason why I wasn’t able to keep writing is because I’d lost will to write. It was my mistake, I was trying to write in a style that wasn’t mine. Rather than being detailed and dawn out, I found that I’m my best when I’m pithy and Spadowskian.
So what does the future hold for this site? More than you can imagine — because we’re going to start again. And by that, I mean daily updates. It’s going to be awesome, from now on; like Dokken-video awesome. (For our younger readers, once upon a time there lived a man named Donn Dokken. He was, and is, better than you; see figure 1.)
Fig. 1. The 80′s hair metal band Dokken, kicking asses and dampening panties.
See you tomorrow!





May 18th, 2011 at 10:36 pm
I’m in, and I have a boner.