Have you ever noticed that in Star Trek one never sees a Klingon geek? With few exceptions, somehow every member of the race appears to be an angry stupid warrior. These Klingons couldn’t build a starship to save their lives, so there are obviously Klingon engineers, computer programmers, and all varieties of other geeks.

I envision a new Star Trek series entitled Klingons: The IT Crowd which follows the exploits of the IT department of a Klingon starship. Always getting their achievements ignored, they spend their time playing board games and asking if the problem was solved by turning the device off and on again.

For exmaple, as a prank, the IT crew modifies the transporter to make a warriors head materialize backwards. His compatriate, ever the typical Klingon idiot, tries to twist it back to its correct position thus breaking his neck and killing him. Hilarity ensues.